So I talked last night about masturbation, and my follower number increases like crazy...
Yesterday as you all know, I had some difficulties regarding my fap-time. I was interrupted and had to wait until late last night to finish what I had started. Luckily my long distance girlfriend was also feeling particularly worked up, so we phone sex'd. God damn I love hearing her moan and talk dirty.
After our escapade I felt insanely tired and ended up passing out at about 1am, which is fairly early for me. I woke up this morning at about 10:30am to the sound of my mother shouting my name from the top of the basement stairs. "ZACH! Wake up so we can go get your new glasses!"
A quick shower and we were out the door. (I say we, dear readers, because I currently do not have a license to drive a car. I never learned how to drive and every time I get behind the wheel I nearly get into an accident. As such, I am terrified of driving.) So we get there and I try on my new "hipster" looking glasses.
So that's what's been going on today. See you later internets.