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Monday, September 13, 2010

Day 6

So I talked last night about masturbation, and my follower number increases like crazy...
Interesting.


Yesterday as you all know, I had some difficulties regarding my fap-time. I was interrupted and had to wait until late last night to finish what I had started. Luckily my long distance girlfriend was also feeling particularly worked up, so we phone sex'd. God damn I love hearing her moan and talk dirty.

After our escapade I felt insanely tired and ended up passing out at about 1am, which is fairly early for me. I woke up this morning at about 10:30am to the sound of my mother shouting my name from the top of the basement stairs. "ZACH! Wake up so we can go get your new glasses!"

A quick shower and we were out the door. (I say we, dear readers, because I currently do not have a license to drive a car. I never learned how to drive and every time I get behind the wheel I nearly get into an accident. As such, I am terrified of driving.) So we get there and I try on my new "hipster" looking glasses.

So that's what's been going on today. See you later internets.

17 comments:

  1. I lol'd.

    Keep 'em coming

    supporting

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  2. im jealous i didnt think of this first, from one slacker to another. good blog is good

    http://wordofdodd.blogspot.com/

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  3. haha very funny. I am currently in a similar situation although not for long. The more I look to earn money for my self away from the conventional 'job', the more opportunity I find.

    http://oksothisishowitis.blogspot.com

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  4. Haha, first line of blog is great. Keep them coming

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  5. Talking about masturbation is almost as fulfilling and fun as masturbation itself. People love to hear about it. You should blog daily about masturbation. Maybe keep a journal, or a video diary. People eat that shit up.

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  6. True, I suppose I could make this a blog about the trials and tribulations of beating my fuckmeat.

    mite b cool

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  7. hahahahahahaha nice post bro, just showing my support

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  8. I pretty much only masturbate for the exercise at this point.

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  9. Only for exercise? Dude I fap 6-8 times a day. My sex drive is insanely high, which is a cruel little irony given my size.

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  10. lol love the post and your blog, definitely following! =]

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  11. i am also currently jobless is sucks...

    following

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  12. Cool glasses. I like people who wear glasses instead of contacts, especialy girls with glasses... girls with glasses are so hot.

    On another note, why is it that you, who lives in your parents basement, has no job, epic neck beard + glasses, no car, etc. has a girlfriend when I who has a decent job, semi fit, does NOT have an epic neckbeard, has own car, ends up with no friends or girlfriend... (Internet friends don't count) man I suck.

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